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Global warming sucks

Posted by iros-industrial - August 22nd, 2007


Well I've decided to continue posting long and somewhat intelligent articles up, mostly for improving my writing skills for next year.

Today's topic: Global Warming

This summer I am required to read a book called "Boiling Point" by Ross Gelbspan for my science class next year. Ross Gelbspan is a wannabe scientist who supports the theory of global warming. By support, I mean he is one of those people who thinks the Earth is going to melt in the next five years. He believes that global warming is a serious issue that is being covered up by big oil industries and the Bush administration. While I didn't finish reading the book yet, I have read enough to draw the conclusion that lots of facts are taken out of context or exaggerated.

First of all, this books reminds me of a ridiculous 9/11 conspiracy. It presents a bunch of facts and then haphazardly connects them. On the surface, the argument sounds intelligent, but when you dig down a little, you notice its a pile of bull shit. Some of the facts can't even be proven or just sound ridiculously exaggerated.

Global warming is one the most debated topics today however. Some people think the Earth is ready to bake while others think its a myth. I'm not going to pretend I'm an expert on it, because I know am not. Even the experts seem to be confused about facts, which makes the topic much more confusing.

If you were to put a hardcore atheist and a hardcore fundamentalist in a room and make them debate, you would have an argument that would go on for hours. At the end, no one would be right. This is what the global warming argument is like. No one seems to have and hard evidence on either side. Theres the people who think the Earth is near a meltdown because the average temperature is up by .1 of a degree. After multiple ice ages i think its safe to assume the climate can fluctuate at times.

But then there is the other side of the argument. You have the asshole who blames everything on natural causes and would rather not even worry about global warming. Even if global warming is a pile of horse shit, it would be nice to cut CO2 emissions down and help the environment. There's nothing wrong with with being environmentally friendly.

Global warming has become more of an ego and political issue than anything. Each side has to prove that they are right by exaggerating number and facts and then throwing false accusations towards anyone who disagrees with them.

I personally believe global warming is a theory of the future, not of the present. Once again, I'm no expert, so don't take anything I say as fact. I believe that as of currently our situation is fine, but if we continue at this rate, we will have problems in the future. The easiest solution is to continue making things environmentally friendly by reducing the amount of pollutants we release.

In conclusion, global warming is one of the most most confusing topics out there. Most facts are exaggerated if not wrong or made up. Then dozens of contradicting theories are made up by these "facts." A lot experts are taking two very different and very extreme sides. It seems like no one really has a good idea of what is actually going on with our planet.

Global warming sucks


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There's a ton of things that you can do. Find out from a local Kindergarden teacher

nice img hehe. still, global warming is pretty real and its going on right now, its not that in your face but if you look at the real facts its obvious and its not natural :P so yea we gotta be enviromentally friendly and not waste time making crappy exaggerating books hehe.

The Earth is too complex for any scientist to work out.

We just have to follow what it does and go by previous facts, and not predict future changes.

It was the blackest night
There was no moon in sight
You know the stars aint shinin
cause the skys too tight
I heard the scarey wind
I seen some ugly trees
There was a werewolf honkin
long the side of me

Im mean n Im bad, yknow I aint no sissy
Got a big-titty girly by the name of chrissy
Talkin about her n my bike n me...
n this ride up the mountain of mystery, mystery

I noticed even the crickets
Was actin weird up here
And so I figured I might
Just drink a little beer
I said, gimme summa that what yer suckin on...
But there was no reply
cause she was gone...

Wheres those titties that I like so well
n my goddamn beer!
Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise
Like a crunchin twig, n up jumped the devil...hes about this big...

He had a red suit on
An a widows peak
An then a pointed tail
n like a sulphur reek
Yes, it was him awright
I sweared I knowed it was
He had some human flesh
Stuck underneath his claws
You know it looked to me
Like it was titty skin
I said, you sonofabitch!
cause I was mad at him,
Well he just got out his floss
n started cleanin his fang
So I shot him with my shooter
Said: bang bang bang

Then the sucker just laughed n said, put it away...
You know, I ate her all up...now what you
Gonna say?
You ate my chrissy? titties n all!
Well, what about the beer then, boy? were the cans
This tall?
Even her boots? would I lie to you?
Shit, you musta been hungry! yes, this is true.
Well dont they pay you good for the
Stuff that you do?
Well, you know, I cant complain when the checks come through...

Well I want my chrissy, n I want my beer
So you just barf it back up now, devil,
Do you hear?

Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the devil,
Do you understand? just what will you give me
For your
Titties and beer? I suppose you noticed this little
Contract here... yer goddam right, you son-of-a-whore,
Dont call me that
Thats about the only reason
...gimme that paper...bet yer ass Ill sign...
cause I need a beer, n its titty-squeezin time

Man, you cant fool me...you aint that bad...
I mean you shoulda seen some of the souls I had...
Why there was milhous nixon n agnew, too...
n both of those suckers was worse n you...

Well, lets make a deal if you think thats true
I mean, youre the devil, so whatcha gonna do?

(improvised dialog)
Wait a minute...a tinge of doubt crosses my mind...when you say...
That you want to make a deal with me...

Thats very, very true
Im only interested in two things
Yeah?
See if you can guess what they are

I would think...uh...lets see, maybe stravinsky...

Ill give you two clues. let go of your pickle

What?

Let go of your pickle!

Im not holding my pickle

Well, whos holding your pickle then?

I dont know...shes out in the audience...
Hey dale, would you like to come up here and hold
My pickle to satisfy this weird man out on the stage?

Im only interested in two things, and thats
Titties and beer
You know what I mean?
What?
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer!
Titties and beer!
I dont know if youre the right guy?
Titties and beer!
Titties and beer!

No! dont sign it! give me time to think...
I mean hold on a second boy, cause thats magic ink!

And then the devil let go of his pickle
And out come my girl, there was her titties
Flop-floppin...all around the world

She said I got me three beers and a fistful of downs
And Im gonna get ripped, so fuck, you clowns!
Then she gave us the finger, it was rigid and stiff
Thats when the devil, he farted
And she went right over the cliff!
The devil was mad, I took off to my pad
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?